Top 10 of 2015

Top 10 of 2015

At first, 2015 did not appear to be a particularly ground-breaking year for horror, however, as this list will prove the diversity of the genre was on full display and has brought out some real gems. I’ve had to be strict with myself and leave out those films which I watched in 2015 but were released in late 2014 which otherwise would have certainly made this list. The Calling, The Babadook and Honeymoon are the three stand outs and I would consider them honourable mentions to this list. Now for the actual list…

10 – Deadman Inferno


Zombie comedies have been done to death, so I was hardly terribly excited for Deadman Inferno when it played at Abertoir Horror Festival, but pleasantly surprised by it. No, it isn’t anything particularly new and the jokes are well-worn but there is an odd charm to it that makes it enjoyable even if you can call the next line before it is spoken. The film even manages to fit in a genuinely touching moment amongst the often-slapstick carnage. If you’re looking for a fun film, look no further than this.

9 – The Witch


It is a testament to the quality of The Witch that it appears on this list, considering I was disappointed with it due to a lot of early hype, but the film itself is probably one of the best of the year. It is somewhat confusing that distributors seem to have marked it as a potential mainstream hit as the slower pace and certainly the more authentic dialogue seems unlikely to prove incredibly popular with a more casual audience. Still, the film is beautifully made and brings some excellent and memorable shots to the table. It isn’t quite the classic I was expecting, but a damn good film nonetheless.

8 – Aaaaaah!


Steve Oram’s directorial debut is undoubtedly an odd one, given that it does away with dialogue completely and has its impressive British comedy cast grunt and groan their way through a strange and largely unfocused narrative. Some would even perhaps struggle to apply the horror label to it, but one of the climactic pieces has stuck with me due to its bleakness. This film won’t be for everyone, but it is certainly an achievement.

7 – Fatal Frame


Another one I wasn’t expecting all that much from, considering it was an adaptation of a novelisation of a video game (adaptation fatigue or what?!), was Fatal Frame. To me, a video game adaptation was pointing toward a high-octane, loud-noise fest that would leave me frustrated and disappointed. Happily, however, Fatal Frame is more of a gentle ghost story which uses the relationships between characters and impressive creepy moments, largely forgetting the source material. It does become a little heavy on the exposition towards the end which is evidence of trying to fit a bit too much into the story, but the rest is strong enough that it can be forgiven.

6 – Tales of Halloween


Destined to be a seasonal hit for years to come, Tales of Halloween brings together a number of horror directors for an anthology which balances some comic tales amongst a few more macabre. The result is a dynamic, vibrant film that was a ridiculous amount of fun to watch with a festival audience. Unlike some anthologies where the wraparound is tacked on as a necessary evil, Tales of Halloween, revolves completely around it, crossing over characters into different stories making the final product feel far more collaborative. All I could find myself saying after the credits rolled was how much fun I’d had, and I’ll definitely be watching it for Halloweens to come.

5 – He Never Died


He Never Died is one of a few films this year that lived up to my expectations. Henry Rollins appears to have been born for this role as a deadpan, anti-social cannibal whose world revolves around bingo games until his past comes back to haunt him. Fiercely funny and engaging, He Never Died is very much proud of being its own thing and carries it out solidly.  Of all the films on this list, this one has future cult hit written all over it.

4 – Sensoria


Unfortunately, I seemed to be a minority in my love of this film at Abertoir Horror Festival. A slow-burning, creepy ghost story that is light on jump scares but high in atmosphere, with an excellent leading performance. An utterly brilliant and unnerving soundscape turns the building into a character and while there are a few threads that don’t really come to much which could have elevated the piece further, the final product is a haunting journey that pays off well.

3 – Bone Tomahawk


When I first heard that the last film of Abertoir Horror Festival 2015 was a 2-hour plus horror/western hybrid I was less than impressed and prepared myself to struggle through a genre that I’ve never been a fan of. However, Bone Tomahawk’s lengthy run time seemed to absolutely fly by with great character dynamics, a witty script and some incredibly brutal sequences to round it off. This film also marks the first time I’ve enjoyed Patrick Wilson in anything, which is quite a feat. My only complaint is that there is relatively little for Lili Simmons to do, despite (or maybe as a result of) being set up as the most competent character but the flow of the rest of the film somewhat makes up for that.

2 – Nina Forever


A scene from Nina Forever has stayed with me since I saw it, such was the dramatic impact that remains undiluted through its repetition throughout the film. It is a quirky film with some incredibly dark comedy and a wonderful soundtrack.  The chemistry between the cast is thankfully brilliant as the whole thing hinges on the time we spend with them.  Not quite a zombie film and not quite a ghost story, Nina Forever throws off many genre trappings and becomes a really quite special and self-assured film.

1 – The Invitation


My second viewing of The Invitation cemented it as my favourite film of the year, which was somewhat surprising given that the tension within the film rests on an explosive reveal and with many films with a secret at the heart of them, the second watch loses that tension. However, this is not true of The Invitation, with strong performances and solid pacing allowing the viewer to effortlessly follow the character dynamics. While all the cast put forward compelling performances, Tammy Blanchard as Eden gives a gripping performance that is probably my favourite of the year. The Invitation’s real strength is the way it defies expectations, making call-backs to serve character development rather than throw in more violence and finally, it has a final shot that is the most arresting, heart-breaking and shocking of the whole year and maybe even for longer. Amazing.

So, that concludes my list. I have missed out on seeing some of the potential heavy-hitters like It Follows, Crimson Peak and We Are Still Here, which may end up becoming honourable mentions on next year’s list. Feel free to comment on your favourites and have a wonderful New Year!

Celluloid Screams Day Two

CSVSaturday at Celluloid Screams kicked off with a delightful short film by Andy Stewart that displays the effects of a relationship breakdown through a series of boils and other elements of bodily decay, which is, of course exactly what you want to see a short time after breakfast. In all seriousness, Split is a very moving short with some incredible effects that really garnered some groans from a seasoned festival crowd which is pretty impressive. This was followed by Australian character study Chocolate Strawberry Vanilla which is an engaging feature that could benefit from a little more bite throughout but ends on an ultimately tragic note and separates itself from being a straightforward film in which someone in a happy profession (ice cream man in this case) has a dark side unleashed upon the world. Initial descriptions of the film led me to believe that there would be far more in terms of the protagonist taking action against his aggressors, although it is a far better film for going down the longer route of a gradual descent into violent retribution. Glenn Maynard’s performance is a real stand-out and keeps the film ticking.


Following this were two shorts – The Stomach and Tuck Me In, the latter of which is short film in the truest sense, coming in at around 30 seconds, if that. The Stomach is an unusual, gritty short which ultimately won best short film. It is far from my favourite, but the unique take on spirit mediumship at least marks it as something more interesting than anything more straightforward. Also worth mentioning an appearance of Neil Newbon in this – last seen being kicked under a train in pre-watershed Hollyoaks. Tuck Me In, based on limited sentence horror stories taken from creepypasta is too short to leave anything more of a lasting impression than reading it online and offers nothing new. I’ll leave out Starry Eyes in this overview, as I’ve already reviewed it here.

Next up were two more shorts, Mr Dentonn and Ghost Train ahead of What We Do In The Shadows. The former I would really love to say more about, but unfortunately an influx of latecomers taking their seats for the film prevented me from seeing the film or following any of its story, which is unfortunate. Thankfully by Ghost Train the audience had settled and I was able to enjoy an authentic ghost story about a traumatic childhood event that has led two brothers down very different paths. It is a moody, grey production that has a satisfying conclusion.


The tone of Ghost Train could not have been more different from what was to follow, with Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement’s broad, crowd-pleasing vampire mockumentary hitting all the right notes in a dryly funny look at a group of vampires in a flat share. I’m really glad I’m getting to see this again at Abertoir as I’m sure there are jokes I’ve missed the first time around or little details that have slipped through. The film is a genuine joy to watch and proves that along with Housebound, New Zealand could be the home of more enjoyable, funny, horror films.

The last new film of the day was Spring, from the directors of Resolution, but before that there was a short called The Jigsaw, which was simple but effective in telling the story of a seemingly cursed jigsaw puzzle that would likely have legs as a feature. Moving on to Spring though – what a film! Directors Benson and Moorhead have crafted a dreamy, meandering love story with a backdrop steeped in their own original mythology that makes it impossible to see which direction it is heading in. A Q+A following the screening revealed the lengths that had been gone to in casting actors and locations in order to be both beautiful but ambiguous which really pays off in the finished product. I can’t recommend this film enough.


Last up on Saturday night was a screening of Society – a 1980’s comment on corporate culture and societal hierarchy….or a film about the shunting….whichever way you care to look at it. This was proceeded by another Andy Stewart short – Ink, which for me, lacked the impact of Split, due to not really offering any explanation for what was happening. Still, the effects work is top notch. The Society screening was introduced by director Brian Yuzna, who was also on hand to participate in a Q+A session afterwards. Society is one of the films I’ve always heard about in terms of 80s horror and in many ways it stands up today, particularly with its themes of hierarchy. Hearing about what a potential sequel could contain was an interesting part of the Q+A, and would definitely be something I’d want to see.

There was more fun to be had at the all-nighter starting at midnight, but given a full Sunday was on the cards, it seemed like a better idea to retire to the hotel and take full advantage of the clocks moving back for more precious sleep.

Dark Endings


Quick heads up – this article will be full of spoilers for the novel and both 1989 and 2012 film versions.


The Woman in Black is probably one of the most famous horror novels out there and has even found its way onto GCSE courses and so is being steadily introduced to more and more people. Helped in no small way of course, by the monumental success of the rebooted Hammer Studio film in 2012 and the continuing legacy of the stage play. A perhaps lesser known, but much loved made-for-TV production was also brought to the screen in 1989, meaning that the story has been taken on in a variety of mediums.

Somewhat shamefully, I’d not read Susan Hill’s novel until…well, yesterday, but I really loved it and after a bit of research concerning the television version I’ve come to a conclusion. Screen just really doesn’t ‘get’ what the story is all about or how to come to a suitable ending for it. Whether the ending of the novel is too dark for producers to want to stick with (given the 2012 Woman in Black was most complained about to the BBFC regarding its 12A rating, this is probably fair) or whether they want a more spectacular climactic set piece there is always a crucial part left out and here is your first spoiler for everything: Jennet is not interested in killing whole families, yet at the end of both screen versions the whole of the Kipps/Kidds family is dead.

imagesThe reason this doesn’t work and loses sight of the core idea of the novel is that Jennet seeks revenge for her son being taken away from her and given to Alice Drabrow to care for, given that she comes from a far more respectable position within society. She is allowed some contact with her son, provided their connection is not revealed, but things take a turn for the worse when an accident occurs, resulting in the death of her son as she watches from the window of Eel Marsh House. Her malevolence is spurred on by this intense grief and she gradually seems to go mad, but also becomes increasingly ill with a condition that turns her face white and gaunt. This condition also ostracises her from the community and contributes to her death, which is somewhat poetically referred to as ‘heart failure’. Jennet does not seek to kill children because she wants children dead – she does it to tear families apart. Within the confines of the book her haunting of Arthur continues long past his departure from the house as she is able to isolate him by killing his wife and young son, leaving him to deal with the same grief that she endured and thus, continuing a cycle of grief and anger.

Now, I get that the ending of the book is pretty damn traumatic considering it concerns the violent death of a baby after it is thrown from a horse carriage, but surely there must be something between the schmaltzy family-reuniting Hammer version and the whole family dies via tree crushing as both remove that essential element of revenge, which is to have someone live within an unbearable situation. Death ends every part of that story until someone else has to go to Eel Marsh House and pretty soon people are going to avoid it completely so Jennet will have no more revenge. The strategic stripping of everything Arthur has is what continues to disturb his sleep even though he has never returned to the house or even seen the woman in person again. It is even highlighted to some degree in Spider’s close call in the marsh – an indication that Jennet is out to hurt anything that Arthur forms a bond with.


I’ll come out in support of the screen versions in some ways though in that they elevate certain moments in the book. Here I’m mostly referencing the TV version where Jennet appears floating over Arthur’s bed during the night – in the book there’s maybe a sentence given over to him seeing the woman above him. On screen, the moment is turned into a genuinely unsettling, if slightly dated memorable moment. Hammer’s 2012 version too has a few good moments but is dragged down by increasingly loud scares as opposed to anything substantially creepy. However, they also shy away from venturing too far into Jennet’s physical illness that changes her appearance, which I’d consider to be a pretty important element of the story.

What I’d say is key here though in the treatment of the ghost story in film is that ghosts are often treated as lighter, softer fare and more suitable for a few generations to see together. As a result, it becomes increasingly unlikely that a genuinely tragic end can play out given that the 12A and even sometimes 15 shy away from downbeat endings. The lack of violence required in the telling of a ghost story tends to keep it at the lower end of the ratings system whereas things like demons, serial killers and other beasts end up being allowed endings where there is no hope and everything is destroyed. I’m not suggesting that every ghost story should have this level of tragedy at its close, but for The Woman in Black, it seems only right to retain the central point of revenge as a damaging and damning entity stronger than any ghost.

Thanks for reading! As always I’m on Twitter @caitlynmdowns

The Second Death


The Second Death is my first exposure to Argentinian ghost story films and if others are even half as strong as this, then I’d happily sit through a thousand more. For me, The Second Death does everything a really effective ghost story should do – it is cyclical, confronts very real, human emotions and concerns like belief, grief and the desire for revenge while packaging it within a uniquely creepy treatment of spirits on film.

The Second Death stars Agustina Lecouna as police detective Alba, a woman settling in a small town in an attempt to escape her own dark past who is suddenly tasked with finding an explanation for burnt corpses turning up within the town, left in a prayer position, but nothing burnt around them. Her investigation is made all the more difficult by a reluctance from the townspeople to get to the bottom of it, until child medium The Wizard arrives and she sees a chance to expose the culprits.



The film is that most strange of genre meshes in the way it fuses the detective genre, complete with hard-boiled, troubled detective at odds with everyone else, with the ghost story, containing discussions on the ethics of mediumship and faith itself. From its opening crying baby The Second Death is an unsettling piece, underpinned by a spectacular soundscape and a meandering narrative. In many cases meandering could be considered as a criticism, but certainly not in this case. The pace of the action is exactly right and the reveal of information even extends into the credits (a fact likely missed by a few cinema goers who left as they started rolling).

It is then, a real credit to a film that tries to do so much within a relatively short run time that nothing feels unresolved or under explained and is testament to the skilful handling of director Santiago Fernández Calvete, who also creates some effective, often gothic, biblical imagery within a modern-day setting. As already mentioned the soundscape on this film is incredible, with increasingly discordant notes contributing to the suspense without ever really telegraphing a scare.


Certainly, I’ve found myself increasingly fond of the film the more I’ve thought about it, which is always a good sign. The worst thing I think anyone can say about a film is they left the cinema without thinking about it afterwards and this definitely will not happen with The Second Death. It has given me hope that the ghost stories I love to watch can be handled in wonderful ways, providing scares without deafeningly loud noises and weaving a strong, intricate plot.

Please, if you have the chance to see it, do and totally contact me because I need someone to discuss it with!

The Harrowing


All things come to an end and this is especially unfortunate in the case of Inside No 9 (the wait for series two will be unbearable).  For the last six weeks I have found myself glued to the screen while the episodes have played out, each one a different but technically brilliant experiment in anthology story telling.  Hopefully these fully-formed, exceptionally crafted tales have whet the appetite for more daring, inventive television.

The final episode promised ‘full-on gothic horror’ and for me, certainly did not disappoint, with an eerie atmosphere combined with some wonderful comic moments creating a compelling half-hour of television.  The real standouts of this episode were the schoolgirl characters of Katy (Aimee Ffion Edwards) and Shell (Poppy Rush) who are drawn in to ‘baby sitting’ for Andras (Sean Buckley), the brother of Hector (Reece Shearsmith) and Tabitha (Helen McCrory), but soon find there is more to the job than first advertised.

The wonderful thing about the episode were the relatively small, yet deeply disturbing touches, such as an early shot of a tray holding a rusk, a milk bottle and a pair of pliers.  Instantly, it sets the viewer up for a discomfort that continues throughout the episode, punctuated by laugh out loud one-liners.

For me, Poppy Rush as Shell is a total show-stealer, delivering her comic moments perfectly.  This isn’t to sell short anyone else involved, just that she is absolutely perfect as the gothy teenager who sees One Direction in macabre oil paintings.  Also, I feel the need to mention how wonderful the music is, evoking all the great sounds from 1970s horror films. While some more hardened horror fans may not find the climax all that scary, I was certainly unnerved by it and it was definitely one of those things that kept returning to my mind.

Despite it being on television, the design and direction lend it a real cinematic quality that makes it easy to be absorbed into.  The beautifully designed posters to accompany each episode have also added to this.  Simply put, the series should be considered a landmark, not only in comedy-horror anthology terms, but in straightforward drama terms for the way in which it has blended high concepts, creative limitations and well-crafted characters.

My only complaint, which as I understand it is out of the control of the creators, is that there are no commentaries on the DVD.  Pemberton and Shearsmith always produce fascinating commentaries and I have so many questions about how certain decisions were made and how effects were achieved as well as the overall writing process.  In fairness though, Reece Shearsmith has been doing a fantastic job of answering questions on his Twitter (@ReeceShearsmith).

The series is up on BBC iPlayer for two more days and the DVD is now available too.    

The Understudy

ImageThis review of episode five of Inside No 9 could easily be a very short one: 5 out of 5.  So far, every episode has been able to hit a stride very quickly, seemingly never affected by the anthology format that can require a lot of character and situational awareness to be condensed into a small space of time.  Thankfully Pemberton and Shearsmith have managed to offer detailed characters without presenting caricatures so that the viewer is completely aware of that character from the very beginning without being force-fed it their motives.

This week’s episode The Understudy offered a mix, I would argue, of the previous two episodes – the dialogue-reliant Last Gasp and the disturbing tone of Tom and Gerri, to great effect.  By mixing the two this episode feels like the complete package and honestly, one of the episodes I would be most likely to show to someone unfamiliar with their work to showcase just how well they can balance comedy and horror.



While this episode certainly leant more to the horror genre, with one effect being particularly nasty, even when viewed by a hardened horror fan, there are still some of the funniest lines from the writing duo I’ve heard.  I won’t spoil any of them here so as not to spoil the inevitable ‘mood whiplash’ that viewers will undergo during the episode. 

Again, The Understudy is confined to one location, in this case the dressing room of performer in Macbeth, the boorish Tony (Steve Pemberton) who makes loud remarks about assistant Kirstie (Rosie Cavaliero) bringing him his juice and also about hating his neighbours visiting the show.  Waiting in the wings, quite literally, is Jim (Reece Shearsmith) as Tony’s understudy patiently watching every show in case he is ever given the chance to perform the lead role.  However, Jim’s self-doubt is never far from the surface and it seems like fiancé Laura (Lyndsey Marshal) is tiring of it.

In addition to an already stellar cast, I must make mention of Julia Davis, who despite being confined to an almost cameo role in this, shines as bossy and uptight Felicity.  The wonderful thing about the episode is everyone is given at least one moment to ‘shine’ and the benefit of such a wonderful cast is that this is immensely entertaining and rewarding.



If the comedy comes mainly from dialogue it is the sound and direction that swings toward the grim.  The sound in particular was very effective in this episode, with situations unfolding on stage made all the more bleak and disturbing by only listening to the event whereas seeing it would take too much away.  If there is one thing I really love about Pemberton and Shearsmith it is that they want their viewers to work and engage with their writing and this is further evidence of that.  The direction too does much to switch from the everyday to the macabre, often jarring the viewer with some wonderful visuals that really stay in the mind.

All in all, The Understudy may not have overtaken the initial impact of Tom and Gerri, which is still inspiring a multitude of theories (something rather confusing to me considering that all the necessary information is there in the episode and pretty simple to get), but it will remain a marker of some of Pemberton and Shearsmith’s writing: deliciously dark and disarmingly witty.

Inside No 9


Apologies for these reviews being so late.  Due to illness, travel and work (plus the other 634 things I’m currently doing) a chance to rewatch both episodes in order to provide a more involved review has been difficult to find, but I’ve finally managed it and so, for your reading pleasure are two reviews of the latest episodes.


First up is episode three: Tom and Gerri.  Now, from the title and an earlier suggestion that this episode was to be one of their most disturbing I was expecting a potentially violent cat and mouse game.  However, as usual with Shearsmith and Pemberton, they never do quite what you expect them to do and that in itself makes their work a pleasure to watch.  On one point I was right – Tom and Gerri is a cat and mouse game, but one that is far more disturbing than any kind of overt violence could show and honestly, I was holding my breath all the way through.

The story, in short with no spoilers, is that Tom (Reece Shearsmith), a school teacher who seems to have long fallen out of love with his job and Gerri (Gemma Arterton) witness a homeless man living near their flat.  With Gerri away for an audition, Tom is soon visited by the man, named Migg (Steve Pemberton), who returns his wallet and expects some comfort from the cold in return.  Begrudgingly, Tom allows the stranger in.

What follows is some of the most tense television I have ever seen, made all the more unbearable by the writers’ clever weaving into moments that could be a ‘jump scare’, but instead keeping a calm, sober pace.  The aforementioned flat is made to feel smaller than the wardrobe from Sardines and so much effort is put into the setting and characters that you almost feel you can smell it and them through the screen. 

This story will also appeal most to Shearsmith and Pemberton fans as it features them spending the majority of screen time together.  The performances are some of their best, largely straying away from a comic beginning into an increasingly twisted climax.  Arterton too, provides a lightness to proceedings with her character breaking up some of the more intense moments in order to keep the tension building without breaking completely.

From the sheer impact of this episode I’m sure it will figure highly on most fan’s lists of their favourite Pemberton/Shearsmith works and rightfully so.  In fact, if more writers put as much effort into creating coherent programmes as they did, we’d be much better off for entertainment.  The key, as I’ve mentioned before, is to not tweet through it, because you’ll almost certainly miss something, which I think is why there is such a great outcry about the ‘twists’ in the serious.  There aren’t twists as such, as I see it, rather there are gradual, thoughtful reveals brought about by information you are afforded from the beginning.  Too often, twists are employed that make no logical sense just for the sake of having a twist.  Shearsmith and Pemberton don’t do this and it really doesn’t matter if you ‘guess the ending’ as chances are, it’ll be the most logical one.




This brings me on to episode four: The Last Gasp, which from a brief look through Twitter seems to be the least well-received of the current episodes and I do think that this is a result of people expecting ‘twists’ or a surprising outcome.  This is not necessary for The Last Gasp and certainly doesn’t warrant the rudeness it has received over Twitter.  The idea is original, despite tackling a common theme – our rather disturbing obsession with celebrity and plays out with great interplay between characters, who despite spending only a little time with, we understand their motives entirely.

The Last Gasp features a charitable visit from a famous singer, Frankie Parsons, to a sickly young girl, called Tamsin on her birthday as part of a wish making foundation.  The visit goes badly wrong, however, when Parsons dies blowing up a balloon, leaving Tamsin’s parents, a Wishmaker worker and Parson’s employee in possession of a balloon containing Parson’s dying breath.

The event sparks a struggle with morality in the house in which Tamsin’s mother grieves for the singer, her father sets about price-checking eBay for similar celebrity products and the ‘neutral’ Wishmaker employee soon becomes more interested in the potential earnings than what is the right thing to do.  Again, here, performances are key and all play their parts perfectly, with Tamsin Grieg arguably as the stand-out role of a charity worker with a deeply unpleasant side.

The reason the performances are so key here is this is probably the most dialogue-driven story of the anthology so far, delivering as much in wit as the slapstick did in episode two.  From the mother’s ineptitude at handling the family video camera to Si’s (Adam Deacon) corrupt coin toss every character is given something different to do and is entirely believable in such an unusual situation.  The fact that the mother is the real Frankie Parsons fan is never far from our understanding, yet no one speaks about it so as not to telegraph the issue too much.  In more clumsy writing this likely would have been overplayed.

Again, the setting plays a huge part, but also costuming and set dressing, setting off the lurid colour of Pemberton’s jumper and the young girl’s green, horse-adorned duvet cover against the relatively muted beige of the rest of the house.  Here, I must admit to being terribly balloon-phobic (I’m sure there is some long , Latin name for that), so the tension for me around the possibility of a balloon bursting was unbearable.  I’m not sure it would have been as powerful for others, but still, the writing strays away from doing the ‘easy’ thing while also keeping the balloon within the viewer’s mind.

All in all, two more strong episodes of Inside No 9, which has quickly become a weekly highlight for myself.  The fact that they have been awarded a second series even before the broadcast of Sardines says a great deal about how well-crafted the series was to be.  I for one, cannot wait for the next two episodes and also a DVD release as I’d imagine the commentaries will reveal many important details many will have missed. 

Inside No 9 – A Quiet Night In




Inside No 9 proved last night that there is seemingly no such thing as a limitation for Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton.  After last week’s Sardines used limited spacing and staging, A Quiet Night In utilised limitations in sound with minimal dialogue used to pay homage to silent, slapstick comedy.  However, as befitting the partnership, the content was far more macabre, involving the attempted robbery of a house.

As in Sardines, location is exceptionally important here.  The large, floor to ceiling windows of the house simultaneously reflecting the wealth of the inhabitants and also offering laughs from a seemingly unavoidable motion-controlled light.  These windows and indeed, the open plan space also throw up more limitations as without careful consideration everyone can be seen – a dangerous predicament for the would-be burglars played by Shearsmith and Pemberton.  Their communications are silent, relying on viewers to pay constant attention to them at all times (no tweeting during this show, but afterwards is fair game!).

It does ask for full engagement on the part of the viewer, but isn’t that the point of television?  Does anybody really write a television show (or film, for that matter) and calculate moments where their audience can and should stop paying attention?  I’d hope not.  In this case at least, you are rewarded for your engagement by the programme being saturated with jokes and clever details for the full 30 minutes.  Even the involvement of Oona Chaplin suggests a desire to pay attention to all possible details and use clever references rather than just name-checking previous films/television programmes.

There was only one joke within it that fell a little flat for me, but the rest was so utterly engaging, laugh out loud funny and inventive it is easily forgivable.  With the number of jokes, to have just one not quite be to your taste is nothing at all to complain about.  What is also great is to see other actors fully embracing the vision of the writers, particularly Kayvan Novak, who thanks to Phonejacker is perhaps most well known for his voice abandoning it and selling the performance easily.  I must also offer huge praise for Christian Henson’s music, which given the lack of dialogue could easily have become too intrusive, but instead allowed the action to take place – enhancing it rather than offering a distraction.

So, with that said, another two thumbs up from me and eagerly awaiting next week’s which I have been promised is a particularly dark outing, starring Gemma Arterton.


A Personal Look at Women in Horror Month

For horror fans February is far less about sickly sweet Valentine’s Day and more about Women in Horror Month, a time for a celebration of women involved in both the creative and business elements of horror.  Like any movement it has passionate supporters and detractors, but for me, I’ve always fallen into apathy.  I’ve never hated the movement, nor particularly loved it and while there have been certain elements that have annoyed me (like the seemingly indiscriminate handing out of the title Scream Queen) I’ve retained a mostly neutral stance on the matter.  Despite considering myself a feminist I’ve never incorporated my horror experiences into this, often pretty much considering myself genderless while watching, only really making the connection when presented with outwardly misogynistic texts or behaviour.  It wasn’t until Nia’s fantastic article for Brutal as Hell (link here) about the month and a tweet I read afterwards that it really ‘clicked’ for me what the movement was all about.



For whatever reason, while growing up, I tended to be the only girl or one of few involved in the things I was interested in.  As a result, it was always really cool for me to see another girl come along that I could talk to, not have the awkwardness of being the only girl around and have someone to talk to that maybe had the same experiences as I did.  There’s always one event I think about when I consider being a woman in a traditionally male-dominated area – when I fractured my wrist during professional wrestling training (I don’t do it anymore as I’m too scared haha).  It felt like an event horizon for me.  Someone had fallen on my wrist from a height and I heard it crack in my ear.  I’d never broken anything before but I was pretty sure I had then.  I got up, was asked if I was OK, said yes and then went pale. 

Thanks to my face betraying me I felt like somehow I’d failed.  I was pretty sure anyone else who’d just fractured their wrist would have been quite open about how much it hurts, yet there I was running it under a cold tap then going back to try more stuff.  Only when I couldn’t actually put any pressure on it anymore did I sit out.  I watched one bloke in particular watch and wait for me to cry.  I managed to get out of there and all the way to the diagnosis at the hospital before crying, now finally with nothing to lose.  It was my status as a woman in that class that made me feel I had to be tougher and prove myself.  I think this is much the case in horror (or film at large, in fact), where women are in a minority and have to work harder for opportunities and have rather more limited lengths of careers than their male counterparts.



It was the connection of this experience with Nia’s article that finally made Women in Horror Month ‘click’ for me.  Women are still forced (or feel they have) to try harder and subject to far more criticism than their male counterparts, as evidenced in the article using the example of the similarity between Adam Green and the Soskas, that somehow only saw one side criticised.  It soon occurred to me that WiHM wasn’t about overestimating the contribution of women in horror, but rather bringing it in line with the regular celebrations of male contribution.  It was also about women engaging with how they are represented on-screen and offering a safe space in which this could be discussed without some of the more spiteful commentary that can come with female representation.  It is exceptionally sad to me that women still need a safe space to express their fandom, but having read the vitriol levelled at female cosplayers and gamers by some men it is definitely necessary.  In addition to this, after reading the article I went to Twitter, where BJ Colangelo had posted this tweet:

<blockquote lang=”en”><p>Just found out a &quot;friend&quot; has only been supportive of my writing because he hoped I'd fuck him. This isn't a humble brag, this is insulting.</p>&mdash; BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) <a href=”″>January 31, 2014</a></blockquote>

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Now, this really brought it home to me that women need to work together and support one another in their genre ventures, as there are some male reviewers and writers that assume female writers are only worth supporting in the event that sex is on offer, despite the thoughtful and powerful writing that BJ consistently produces.  Do male writers and reviewers experience this?  Women in fandom are still being treated as outsiders or that they’re involved for ‘the wrong reasons’ (whatever they are).  Male cosplayers as far as I’ve seen (and happy to be proven wrong) aren’t criticised for their costumes being inappropriate and male gamers aren’t told that they are only playing because they are looking to be worshipped.  While slightly outside of the horror sphere, it just goes to show that there is inequality in fandom and if WiHM can even address a little of that, then I’m all for it.



In addition to this, I’ve also learned that WiHM is about education – particularly in terms of considering not only the representation of white women, but also exploring the representation of different ethnicities and LGBT issues.  At first, I did consider WiHM to be a little white-centric, but thanks to a few tips directly as a result of talking about the month I’ve found that there are women involved in the movement dedicated to raising awareness of all kinds of representations – far more inclusive than I originally thought.  So, with all this said, I’m more than happy to join the celebrations and be quietly ashamed of my previous apathy and might even put together a post about my favourite female influences in horror at some point.